This is Why...

This is why so many girls are still single...well, one of the reasons. In a single day, I came across the following three things while on a dating site. First, a screen name of CanIBeYourPoohBear. Cute, perhaps? Not what I'm looking for. Then, another guy had a profile headline of, "Penis is a funny word". The grand prize goes to the guy who, while he gets points for honesty, certainly doesn't sound like husband material, by stating that his license is expired until September 2013 due to 2 DUI's! Now, ladies, ladies, no need to rush; all 3 of these winners ARE still available! Take away lesson: Sorry, but I cannot come up with a clever quip today. This is all just too depressing!